Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Nyc for Xmas Shopping

I really have to move to NYC. I was walking around the day after xmas, and saw several Asian cops in their dress blue uniforms. Very hot. What was the event? It turns out the NYC's Police Department held its cadet graduation on 12/26/2006 and graduated 1.359 new rookie cops, eight percent of whom are Asian. It was the city's most diverse class of cadets. Okay.. let's see.. 8% of 1,359.. means 108 Asian cops... means about 80 new Asian male officers hit the streets on the threshold of the new year.


Speaking of shopping in NYC.. I was at a department store in NYC and it was mad crazy and packed with people taking advantage of a half off sale. The sales would end at 12 Noon, and the cash registers (or just plain registers since no one uses cash anymore) were coded to stop the sales at Noon. I tried to find a dressing or changing room. There were none to be had. So. No one knows me here, why not just share one. So I shared one with the guy in front of me in line. He was trying on pants. So was I. Off came his belt, down went his pants. 2xist was his chosen waist band label. I asked him if he thought that one pair of pants I tried on was a good fit. He said that although the waist fit, the crotch looked tight. I lifted my shirt higher to show off my stomach skin. I said, "really?"

He stared at my crotch. He wasnt even aware of it. He apologized and said that he usually did not have critical issues about guys' crotches.

I told him his (pants) were a good fit. He asked if I was trying to seduce him.

I said, Perhaps. Bt I added that if i Really wanted to seduce him, he would have already been on his knees and had me in his mouth, between his lips, already

He smiled. He replied that time was of the essence since the sale would be over. No prob, I said.. if 50% off a pair of Michael Kors is more importnt to you than my hot body, then so be it. The banter continued as we changed. At one point he purposely lower his underpants to show off for a milisecond. I could tell that he was aroused from our talk. we ran out to buy more.. And I never saw him again

Hmmm... Nyc.. a hot town. u Never know where u will meet a guy

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you for real?! Great little story though!

11:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he is looking for you. check CL.

11:37 PM  

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